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ThatLostGirl*
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February 26, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Think back to yesterday.
You probably don't remember what your classmates
were wearing or how their hair was.
People remember the content of other
people's words, the actions they make.
Not what they look like.
This is a secret that not many people have figured out yet.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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eve123
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Bad days
only last
24 hours.

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Emilycullen
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 10:01am UTC

*phone rings*
Mom: OH F//CK OFF
Everytime

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 3:57pm UTC

what is love?
In math: an equation
In history: a war
In chemistry: a reaction
In art: a heart
In me: you ❤

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Locations of favorite band's concert
2% Near you
98% Narnia or some place unknown to the rest of the world.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:08pm UTC

I love
The way we all hide our Witty accounts like they're some super important confidential experiment

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 2:48pm UTC

Maybe if I fall asleep
I won't breathe right
Maybe if I leave tonight
I won't come back

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Today in Spanish:
Our teacher put us in groups to do a project, and part of it was describing famous people.
Kid: Who should we put in?
Me: CHANNING TATUM!
Kid: Who is that?
Me: ...an actor.
Kid: Oh yeah I think I know who that is.
Me: ... *Writes sentence about him*
Kid: You made a mistake! It's ella not el.
Me: But he's a guy...
Kid: Oh I thought he was a girl.
Me:
Obama:
Cats:
Tree:
Teacher:
Channing Tatum:
Life:
Astronauts:
Steve:
Justin Bieber:
Dogs:
Life:
Me: Just ... just get out.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 1:40pm UTC

Having a test on Monday
Is just setting your students up for failure

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Best talent?
Falling in love with people I can never have, and then crying all alone in my room because I can't have them

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 2:18pm UTC

French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is an object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of
trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface. Are you insane?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Going back to your ex
Is like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:50pm UTC

If I had a choice
To be pretty and popular or Witty Famous...
I would choose Witty Famous

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Free Will
It means we choose what we do with our lives
We are in control
Not the bullies in school
Not your parents
Not your friends
Not your teachers
Just you

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 3:36pm UTC

I wish we could feed our fat to the starving children in Africa
it would solve obesity in the United States
and starvation in Africa

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