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PlanetCoolKids
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September 4, 2011 12:44pm UTC

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen,
he was #1!
hehe

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PlanetCoolKids
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September 4, 2011 8:56am UTC

back to school, back to school.
To prove my dad I'm not a fool.
My lunch pack packed, my shoes tied tight.
I hope I don't get in a fight.
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PlanetCoolKids
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September 3, 2011 4:53pm UTC

One day a little girl
went up to her teacher.
Girl: I have a question...
Teacher: yes?
Girl: Can my mommy get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is she?
Girl: 39
Teacher: Yes your mommy can get pregnant.
Girl: Can my sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is you sister?
Girl: 19
Teacher: Yes your sister can get pregnant.
Girl: Can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How old are you?
Girl: 7
Teacher: No you can not get pregnant.
**Little boy walks up behind the girl**
Boy: See i told you we had
nothing to worry about.

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PlanetCoolKids
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September 3, 2011 2:10pm UTC

Today, I found an M&M
in a bag of skittles.
I believe it was spying on the enemy.
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PlanetCoolKids
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September 2, 2011 12:57pm UTC

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They used to be called jumpolines,
until your mom decided to get on it.
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PlanetCoolKids
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August 31, 2011 2:52pm UTC

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PlanetCoolKids
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August 31, 2011 12:17am UTC

The problem with me?
I can find a million beautiful things
about every girl besides myself. ♥
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PlanetCoolKids
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August 28, 2011 7:33pm UTC

Ronnie's like a big teddie bear
...with anger issues.
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PlanetCoolKids
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August 28, 2011 6:22pm UTC

If you were to eat yourself,
would you double in size,
or completely disappear?
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PlanetCoolKids
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August 26, 2011 7:58pm UTC

The only good part about
going back to school;
School shopping.
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PlanetCoolKids
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August 12, 2011 7:34pm UTC

DONT BOTHER
PUTTING YOUR HAND
OVER MY MOUTH TO
SHUT ME UP
I will lick you.

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PlanetCoolKids
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August 12, 2011 7:01pm UTC

My daddy said...
that the first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, that feeling just never goes away.
-The Notebook ♥

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PlanetCoolKids
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June 25, 2011 5:30pm UTC

Playing with my heart and it's getting kinda lame. Decide what you want more: the girl or
the game.

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