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  1. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 1:51am UTC
    SPEAK
    WHEN YOU ARE
    ANGRY
    AND YOU WILL
    MAKE THE BEST
    SPEECH YOU’LL EVER
    REGRET
    DR. LAUENCE J. PETER

  2. themottoisYOLO themottoisYOLO
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    High school seems
    SO MUCH COOLER ON T.V.

  3. BlueEyedCutie BlueEyedCutie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC
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  4. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.

  5. Titan4Life Titan4Life
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    Yesterday.
    the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
    teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
    "Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
    replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
    laughing all period.
    ♥MLIA♥

  6. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    Did you know?
    When you snap your fingers,
    the sound is created from your
    middle finger hitting your palm
    – not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
    >> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
    fave if you just snapped your fing

  7. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    .___________.
    It's a whale
    .....How do you have friends
    ._______.
    Baby whale

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC
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  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Today, I saw an old lady
    vaccuming her lawn.

  10. Lollipop69 Lollipop69
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:34am UTC
    *Fav if you have ever
    given or received
    > > > The "Sup" nod < < <

  11. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your friends are comparing bones they've broken
    And you're just sitting there like
    "I broke my pencil one time..."

  12. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I'm taking → a survey.
    If you support gay marriage; comment.
    If you are against gay marriage; comment.
    If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

  13. Alybuzz Alybuzz
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    I'm Jealous Of My Parents
    I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
    . ......

  14. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  15. little_miss_sunshine_15 little_miss_sunshine_15
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 2:35pm UTC
    Remember When We Were Little
    we would say
    "Do you like him, or do you
    'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

  16. Chloaaay17 Chloaaay17
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    i've been in 2 milleniums,
    2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the first black president of
    USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Laden kiilled, a royal
    wedding between a prince and a commoner and the end
    of the world.
    i'm not even 20 yet.

  17. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  18. xokcgox01 xokcgox01
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    The awkward moment;
    when you call a teacher "mom"

  19. Lambchopp Lambchopp
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    3 words of advice
    LEARN. HOW. TO. COUNT. (:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. lynwilliams98 lynwilliams98
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Life was so much easier when your clothes didn’t match and boys had cooties!

:)

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