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BlackRose37

  1. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    We Live In A Generation, OF BEINGIN LOVE AND NOT BEING TOGETHER.

  2. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Those annoying slurpy noises
    You make when drinking out of a cup with ice.

  3. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Earth without art is Eh...

  4. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    closing the door. . . . .
    to force your pet into spending time with you.

    mfmq

  5. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    That gangsta feeling When you rap your favourite song without messing up.

  6. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    If you watch an Apple store get robbed are you an iWitness?

  7. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried nailing jello to a tree.
    mqmf

  8. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Google
    Awesomest band in the world?
    Did you mean: One Direction?

  9. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    If my ceiling fan could hold my weight,
    I'd never be bored again.

    mqmf

  10. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Me:Are you staring at my boobs?
    Boy:No your boobs are staring at me.
    mqmf

  11. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    -Is it dead?
    -I don't know.....
    -Poke i t.

  12. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    "I tied a tampon to my car keys....So my brother
    wouldn't take my car....
    It worked"
    Credit to SeventeenMagazine

  13. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Hide and seek in the dark
    with your brothers friends,
    Is dangerous...

  14. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    You call it fat, I call it
    protective layering

  15. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    It's 1:42am and we're still texting

  16. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Mom I know you want me to wake up, but is it really a good idea to open the curtain at noon with the sun blazing it's wrath upon my eyelids?
    Sincerly,
    You snore like an elephant

  17. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    You can say that you're over him,
    but once you look into his gorgeous eyes,
    all those feelings you once had come back.

  18. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    So we ignore eachother,
    and pretend the other doesn't exist,
    but deep down we both know
    it wasn't supposed to end like this.

  19. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    To the window!
    (~.~)
    To the wall!
    (/^-^)/
    Till the sweat drop down my balls!
    (^-^/)
    .....Wait.....
    (v.v) I don't have balls
    -my friend from school

  20. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
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    April 15, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Yes,Ididit.No,I'mnotsorry.
    Yes, I am already plotting when I'll do it again

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