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The Sleeping Wallflower*
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July 1, 2013 9:59pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT......
WHEN YOU LEAVE THE COMPUTER AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE SO YOU GET BACK ON THE COMPUTER....

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The Sleeping Wallflower*
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July 19, 2013 7:17pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN UR WATCHING TV WITH UR FAMILY AND A TAMPON/PAD COMMERCIAL COMES ON...

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BettahThanAPig
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July 20, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Just another hour on the toilet. No big deal.

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Mimi8676
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July 17, 2013 3:19pm UTC

If I was Jay-Z, you'd be my Beyonce
We could rock the nation like they do
And if I was Da Vinci, you'd be Mona Lisa
Paint a smile perfectly on you.
And if I was James Dean, you could be my Audrey
Breakfast at Tiffany's for two.
So throw me away
Cause if I were a boomerang
I'd turn around and come back to you.

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Mimi8676
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July 17, 2013 3:48pm UTC

79% of all people in the world don't know the opposite words for the following:
1.) Always
2.) Coming
3.) From
4.) Take
5.) Me
6.) Down
Hint: Think Rick Rolled...
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Mimi8676
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July 17, 2013 10:37pm UTC

I have CDO... it's like OCD but all the letters are in order :)

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Mimi8676
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July 17, 2013 10:53pm UTC

Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown
BUT...
It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and B!%#* slap them across the face...

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Mimi8676
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July 20, 2013 2:06pm UTC

OK, I just need to get this off of my chest...
I'M A GLLEK. Therefore, I am in love with all of it's characters, Kurt was my husband even though I have never met him. And throughout the whole while it has been on television I have always thought Fin was just a butt to everyone but the couple times he was emotional and things like that I fell in love with him. In the past 4 weeks I found out he passed away... from a drug overdose. I cried my eyes out for the next 3 days then decided to have a Glee marathon. In the first episode of Glee Mr.Shue accuses him of doing drugs... and Fin denies it. At that point I just thought the universe wanted me to spend the rest of my days being an emotional wreck and crying over a person I never knew.
Moral of this story: Don't get too attached to your favorite show kids... you might end up like me.

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