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November 13, 2013 6:36pm UTC

I know we fight and sometimes I just want to punch you in the face but when we kiss the wolrd fades away and everything is alright

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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November 13, 2013 6:33pm UTC

OH MY GOD
THE
DIVERGENT
TRAILER
BRB
GTG
DYING
SCREAMING
AHHHHHHHH

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ItsRachaelxo
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November 14, 2013 7:02pm UTC

They hear the screaming, we hear the meaning.

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Ninja918
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November 14, 2013 6:56pm UTC

"FBI, OPEN THE DOOR!"
"No. It's cooler when you break in"

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ordinarykid
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November 14, 2013 6:53pm UTC

I get up to go and get a calculator and somehow I manage to end up in my bed on witty... I guess its just meant to be

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Hale_Storm18
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November 14, 2013 6:52pm UTC

cassidy: i really like the nail design. it's really basic.
me: like you?

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Hale_Storm18
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November 14, 2013 6:41pm UTC

About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month. That's a higher number of people than those who have signed up for Obamacare.
Obamaare is less popular than chlamydia.

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epictacos
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November 14, 2013 6:07pm UTC

Me in the morning:
Me: *looks in the mirror*
Me: Oooh, you're looking like you're in perfect shape.... for a circle.

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