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  1. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    I hate school.
    Not education.
    There's a difference.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    The day Green Day woke up is the day the government shut down. Just saying.

  3. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Me: -At The Fair-
    Mom: Erin! Move out of
    the way so the tractor
    doesn't hit you..
    Me: Tractors don't hit
    people, people hit
    people.
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Tractor:
    Grass:
    Bug:
    One Direction:
    Obama:
    Jenna Marbles:
    Cat:
    Fly:
    Me:
    World:
    Mom: That was deep...

  4. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    there should be an island for girls with
    their period. Like, you get your period and -BAM- you magically get transported to this island filled with other
    period infested girls, chocolate, tampons and sappy romance movies. And then once your period is over -BAM-
    magically transported back home.

  5. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    Leg hair,
    you're worthless.
    Please commit suicide.

    (format credit OneDirection/NMF)

  6. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 10:39pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    NEW YORK,
    Concrete jungle where dreams are made of.
    There's nothing you can't do. Now you're
    in New York. These streets will make you
    feel brand new. These lights will inspire
    you Let's hear it for New York, New York.♥

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I am 95 lbs of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense.

:)

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