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Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.

Baseballisme
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November 8, 2012 5:14pm UTC

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun and not you.

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Baseballisme
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November 7, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Taking bets on how soon people who voted for Obama will start complaining about him. Who's in?

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Baseballisme
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November 7, 2012 12:17am UTC

I'm done yelling at the tv. You Americans are all f/cking stupid. Goodnight.

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Baseballisme
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November 7, 2012 12:14am UTC

Well... on a happy note, the world is supposed to end in a month!

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November 6, 2012 11:53pm UTC

For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
--Jeremiah 29:11
Thank goodness I'm a Christian, and I know for a fact, that God can use all things for good.

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Baseballisme
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November 6, 2012 11:44pm UTC

Anyone else think they're going to throw up?

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Baseballisme
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November 6, 2012 11:34pm UTC

I'm sick! What's wrong with this country? The Candy Man won because all the free-loaders want their 'freebies'

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Baseballisme
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November 6, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Question #33:
There's this kid in my class and he keeps staring at me. Then I look up and he never looked away. I saw him staring at me like 10 times. Does that mean he likes me?
If I like a girl, I tend to stare at her a lot. (I know, creepy.) But it doesn't always mean he likes you, he could just be staring off into space, and happen to be looking at you. Since I happened a lot though, he probably likes you, or you had food on your face... :)

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Baseballisme
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November 6, 2012 7:45pm UTC

"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it."
--Barack Obama
Really? I still don't understand how he got voted in...

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Baseballisme
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November 5, 2012 7:29pm UTC

I'm predicting Obama will get an early lead tomorrow... Until all the Republicans get off work.
-Tim Tebow

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Baseballisme
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November 5, 2012 2:15pm UTC

I'm warning you. don't mess with me! I know Karate, Kung fu, Judo, Tae Kwon Do, Jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Baseballisme
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November 4, 2012 6:24pm UTC

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About to become the next overused fomat.
Format by Breeze

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Baseballisme
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November 3, 2012 11:51am UTC

Do not forget to change your clocks on Saturday, and your President on Tuesday!

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Baseballisme
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November 3, 2012 9:35am UTC

"It took Barack Obama 7 days to visit Joplin, Missouri after a tornado wiped out half of the town and killed 120 people.
It took Barack Obama fourteen days to visit the gulf after the BP oil spill.
Obama declined to visit Tennessee after the historic 2010 1000 year floods.
Obama ignored the Texas wildfires when over 400 homes were lost.
And, of course, Obama ignored the calls for help from Benghazi.
But it took Barack Obama only one day to visit the hurricane damage on the east coast.
Then again, there’s an election next week."

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Baseballisme
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November 1, 2012 6:57pm UTC

My cooking is so awesome, even the smoke alarm cheers me on.

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Baseballisme
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October 30, 2012 9:33am UTC

Don't worry, your secrets are safe with me, cause I wasn't even listening.

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Baseballisme
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October 30, 2012 9:31am UTC

I always mean what I say...I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

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Baseballisme
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October 29, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Parents call it "bad grades", we call it "still passing."