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  1. SlamSlamOhHotDamn SlamSlamOhHotDamn
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:31am UTC
    N'aaw, you guys.
    I'm on page five of Top Quotes.
    Thankies c:

  2. AntoHp AntoHp
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:26am UTC
    Me singing theme song on Spongebob:
    asdfghjkvvfdgdfg SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
    asddsfdcbvbvfghyhytjt SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
    ahdsfgsdfdgfhjhkl SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
    SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
    SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
    SPNONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
    SPONGEBOOOOB SQUAREPAAAAANTS!!!!!
    expressions express

  3. thebaddestqueen thebaddestqueen
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:27am UTC
    Boyfriend: watcha doinn?
    me: listening to one direction
    boyfriend: they suck!
    Cop: so he fell out of the window to the left
    me: yepp.. ;P

  4. CaptureTheCrown CaptureTheCrown
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:58am UTC
    Control over my mind.
    1% Discipline,
    99% him.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. tashdes tashdes
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:04am UTC
    A women brought you into this world, so you shouldn't disrespect one.

  7. RixonGabriel* RixonGabriel*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:15am UTC
    I'm Not Gonna Make A Quote About One Direction Or Drake And Josh. Not Even About Love. I'm Gonna Make A Quote About Socially Awkward Penguins Like Myself. Cause All Of Us Penguins Need Some Love.nmf  

  8. Kristin2O11 Kristin2O11
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:16am UTC
    The only guy
    That deserves you is the one who thinks he doesnt.

  9. LostSoul13 LostSoul13
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:16am UTC
    I may not be...
    The prettiest, the best athlete, the girl of his dreams, the skinniest, the smartest, the sexiest, a unicorn, the most popular, the one with all the answers, the richest, the brilliant one who tries to hide it, the best singer, the most amazing dancer, a unicorn, in everyone's favorite band, the one with the most charming smile/amazing eyes/perfect complection, the best writer, the one no one cares about, a unicorn, the invisible one, the dumbest, the funniest, the cutest, the worst, the best, the happiest, the most innocent, the head cheerleader, the president of...well; anything, the hero, the best kisser, the most amazing, a unicorn, the one who goes to all the parties, everyone's best friend, liked by all, the most unfriendly, the scariest, the most physco, depressed, hurt, strong, in a relationship, in the best mood, the one with prettiest hair, the fashionista, the best drawer, a unicorn,
    or anything I want to be...
    But the people who matter, won't mind.
    format credit to: ThatsSoMee


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    ❝ YOU'Re LETTING
    h e r t h i n k sh e h a s a ( c h a n c e ) a n d t h e r e i s n o t h i n g w o r s e i n t h e w o r l d ,
    thAN ThiNKING yOu have
    A ChanCe When YoU Really Don't. ❞

  12. isabel* isabel*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    && In my
    e n t i r e witty
    [[experience]] I've l.e.a.r.n.e.d.
    that q u o t e s only get [(Favorites)]
    ---->when they
    (Look Like)
    [[This]]

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