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  1. shoot4thestars shoot4thestars
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    Best Friend:
    (noun.)
    - The one you can only stay mad at for a short period of time because you have something to tell them.

  2. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
    and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    you're the jelly to my burger,
    the knife to my soup,
    the glitter to my sushi,
    and the ketchup to my icecream.
    my point is, you're worthless.

  5. PennyCP98 PennyCP98
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    Live like Spongebob
    Laugh out loud all day without any reason
    and annoy all of the mean people with your happiness

  6. iLoveReema iLoveReema
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 9:41am UTC
    I want you, every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year. <3

  7. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Today...
    my mom made some sort of pork
    and poured apple juice on it
    and she expected me a picky eater....to like it.
    Just explains her cooking.

:)

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