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MasonHoward
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August 3, 2012 12:29pm UTC

I DIDN'T HIT YOU?!?! I SIMPLY HIGH FIVED YOUR FACE.

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MasonHoward
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August 3, 2012 4:16pm UTC

That awkward moment when a relative calls and you don't know who he/she is...
Me: Hello?
Relative: Hey son.
Me: Dad?
Relative: no it's not your dad, but can i talk to him?
Me: He's working.
Relative: And your mum?
Me: Gone shopping.
Relative: Ok I'll just call later
Me: Ok bye..
Relative: Bye!
Who the heck was he?
nmq.

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MasonHoward
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August 3, 2012 4:52pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're so into a song...
Friend: Would you have s£x with your grandmother?
Me: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Friend: O_O... *slowly backs away*
Me: what?

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MasonHoward
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August 5, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Admit it... When you were a kid, you always rolled down hills.

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MasonHoward
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August 7, 2012 12:30pm UTC

My version of Rebecca Black's friday song:
7am waking up in the morning gotta go back to sleep!
*sleeps*
*the end* nigahiga

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MasonHoward
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August 7, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Almost all villains in movies
Villain: I'm going to kill you, but before I do I'm going to tell you a really long story on how I'm going to take over the world. That way i can give you a chance to escape.

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MasonHoward
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August 6, 2012 8:40am UTC

Person 1: I wasn't drunk last night...
Person 2: Dude, you were cutting a pineapple and shouting "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"

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MasonHoward
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August 7, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Computer: Press any key to continue
Me: *Searches for the "any" button
Me: WHERE THE F*CK IS IT?!?! *slams head on keyboard*
Me: Oh hey it worked.

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MasonHoward
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August 8, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Girl: What would happen if I got you in my bed?;)
Boy: Is it comfortable?;)
Girl: Yes;)
Boy: Then I'd sleep:)
Girl: ...

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MasonHoward
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August 8, 2012 2:37pm UTC

I don't get it... If you fall off the trail on Temple Run you die. CAN'T A PERSON SWIM?

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MasonHoward
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August 8, 2012 3:15pm UTC

So the elephant says to the camel "Why do you have two b00bs on your back?" and the camel replied "Well that's a stupid question coming from the one who has a d!ck on his face.

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MasonHoward
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August 8, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Dear Algebra,
Stop making me find your x! she's not coming back...
Sincerely,
The person who is in a relationship. with your x.

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MasonHoward
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August 8, 2012 3:28pm UTC

That awkward moment when you go for a handshake and your friend goes for a hug....

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MasonHoward
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August 8, 2012 4:03pm UTC

‎4 friends meet 30 years after school. One goes to the toilet while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.
No 1 says his son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari.
No 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.
No 3 said his son became an engineer, started his own development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.
No 4 came back from toilet and asks what the buzz is about. They told him they were talking about how successfull their sons became and ask him about his son.
He said his son is gay and is a stripper at a gay bar. Other 3 said he must be very disappointed with his son for not becoming successful.
O no said the father, he is doing good. Last week was his birthday and he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriend....

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MasonHoward
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August 8, 2012 4:51pm UTC

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MasonHoward
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August 8, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Girl: Dad I'm hungry
Dad: Well hi hungry!
Girl: I'm serious!
Dad: I thought your name was hungry?
Girl: You're kidding
Dad: No I'm Dad :3

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MasonHoward
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August 9, 2012 7:02am UTC

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MasonHoward
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August 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC

99.9% of LOL's are said with a dull face.