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Steve
posted a quote
January 15, 2004 12:30pm UTC

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 1:07pm UTC

A little boy goes up to his father and asks, "How was I born?"
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a
secluded and isolated room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was
ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and
since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
appeared that said:
You've got Male.

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PippaGirlxx
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 2:46am UTC

#5 You know your Australian when:
If you dont like Vegemite then your not Australian
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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All_My_Mates
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 2:27am UTC

Lazy problem #4:
When you can't reach the remote so you just watch whatever is on at the moment.
5 Faves to continue?
:)

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kattiecool3
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November 20, 2011 4:02pm UTC

♥I was young and in love, I gave you everything but still not enough.♥

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kattiecool3
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 4:05pm UTC

your gonna miss this, your gonna want this back.

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kattiecool3
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November 20, 2011 4:08pm UTC

it hurts to see him with someone besides me, but this is life my friend. I could make myself look as a fool or beg, but moving on is the thing to do.

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kattiecool3
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 5:38pm UTC

I used to believe in anything and everything.
anything and everything is over rated now.

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kattiecool3
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 5:41pm UTC

The day you actually live my life, you then can say your life is worse if you have the guts to.

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kattiecool3
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November 20, 2011 5:43pm UTC

You see that smile and you think,''oh she is alright'' but what you haven't realized, I am not alright.

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kattiecool3
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November 20, 2011 5:49pm UTC

Love is like a butterfly, it goes where it pleases and it pleases wherever it goes.
Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush. Hold it too loose, it'll fly.

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kattiecool3
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 6:12pm UTC

There is a moment you find just right. You are with the right person at the right time and the right scenery is upon you. You think nothing can go wrong, never at all but then everything flashes beyond your eyes. Then that right person is cheating on you on your anniversary, that right time was the wrong time because you didn't realize what would happen, and the scenery became a total dump to you.

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kattiecool3
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November 20, 2011 6:15pm UTC

I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place and I trip over things one too many times. My heart seems to be broken with every man that enters my life and I'm a cluts. My friend and I fight within the hours of a school day and seems like some days nothing goes right...but when i think about it, and take a step back, i remember how amazing life is truely...and that maybe, just maybe, I like being imperfect.

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kattiecool3
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 6:18pm UTC

If I could have one wish, one wish at all, it would be to have him back ♥♥

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kattiecool3
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 6:44pm UTC

Life is not a video game, once you die you can not restart the mission.

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kattiecool3
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 7:27pm UTC

I can not for the day that you actually have feelings for me. It is hard but I will find a way to move forward and never think of you.
If possible after two and a half years of being in love with the same guy without anyone interferring and nothing else going on.

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kattiecool3
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 8:39pm UTC

1,2,3
like a bird I sing cause you've given me the most beautiful set of wings and I'm so glad you're here today cause tomorrow I might have to go and fly away.
~Last Dollar (fly away)

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kattiecool3
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 9:00pm UTC

There are days when I'm OK
And for a moment, for a moment I find hope
But there are days when I'm not OK
And I need your help
So I'm letting go

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kattiecool3
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 2:57pm UTC

You broke my heart,
you said you wanted to be just friends,
you try to make me feel worthless,
and yet you still ask me to the thanksgiving dance?
Dude, why don't you just be thankful for me not murdering you yet.

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