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AlbusDumbledore

  1. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 8:21pm UTC
    Witty had a contest awhile back
    where like there was a certain theme for quotes and people would enter to try and make the best type of that quote. (I think the one I recall was puns) and it was really fun and picked up traffic around here. We should do another one and I think it'd be fun. If you have an idea for a contest theme, comment it below!

  2. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:12am UTC
    So I was at the doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out of it.
    Him: I... I'm hungry.
    His Mom: So am I.
    Him: Let's just leave and get food,
    His Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
    Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
    His Mom: Me too.
    Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
    His Mom: Neither did I.
    Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
    His Mom: Yes you did.
    Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
    His Mom: You had cereal.
    Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
    His Mom: You had a granola bar before we left.
    Him: I'm running out of ideas.

  3. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:15am UTC
    When you think about it handwriting is pretty weird
    like we are all writing the same letters but for some reason our brains comprehend them differently and as hard as
    we try we can't get our brains to comprehend how somehow else makes their letters and copy their handwriting

  4. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure that I was born on the wrong side of the world
    þ

  5. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 12:14am UTC
    LONDON


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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