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  1. Siriannimk Siriannimk
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    -Dear Guys, When a girl says to you "It's cold" or "I'm freezing" give her your jacket or hug her. Sincerely, "Me too" is not an option.


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  3. chelseyanne11 chelseyanne11
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you run downstairs christmas morning and realize you're jewish

  4. kittygoeshard kittygoeshard
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Hahahahahaha
    we all have potty mouths. :-X
    jimmy365 format

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    I force myself not to look at the
    clock at school to make time go by faster.

  6. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 12:53am UTC
    The prettiest girls do the
    ugliest things.

  7. YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    Dear Internet Users,
    Someday, you're going to regret not reading me...
    Sincerely,
    Terms & Conditions♦


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  9. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Welcome to my world.
    When I'm starving, I eat.
    When I'm hungry, I eat.
    When I'm bored, I eat.
    When I'm tired, I eat.
    When I'm thirsty, I eat.
    When I'm mad, I eat.
    When I'm nervous, I eat.
    When I'm sad, I eat.
    When I'm watching TV, I eat.
    When I'm texting, I eat.
    When I'm full, I still eat.
    When I exercise, I eat.
    When I'm at school, I eat.
    When I'm flossing, I eat.
    When I'm walking the dog, I eat.
    When I'm eating, I eat.
    While I'm typing this, I eat.
    Lol I'll probably die with a cookie in my hand.

  10. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    "I'm Over Him,"
    she tells her friends, but the one she's really trying to convince is h e r s e l f


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  12. LilzaxX LilzaxX
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    Fave this if
    your missing someone right now.
    ♥♥♥


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  14. allynicole allynicole
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:19am UTC
    Elementary school: eww you kissed him!
    Middle school:C'mon kiss kiss kiss!
    High school: Seriously guys, stop making out and get a room!

  15. jodielovee jodielovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Sexiest Thing About A Guy?
    His Smilee..

  16. jennafufu jennafufu
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    YOUR SEXY

  17. cheerndance4life cheerndance4life
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    Dang, i hope i have my
    library card , so i can check you out!
    nmf

  18. xoautumn97 xoautumn97
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    First You Were My Friend.
    Then You Were My Best Guy Friend.
    And Now Your My Crush.
    You May Not Know,But I Really Do I Like You.
    But I Guess I'm Just A Silly Girl,
    With Feelings For You That I Just Can't Ignore.
    </3

  19. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    Dear guys,
    Getting a lot of girls isnt something to be proud of, keeping one is.

  20. Ross Ross
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    Remember when it socially acceptable to walk up to someone and tell them that you liked them. Ahhh jeez, Kindargeten Feverr..

:)

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