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dreams_come_true
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March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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xPoptartStealerx
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December 16, 2011 9:50pm UTC

What Kind Of Bees Drink Milk?
Boooobieeees.
hahah
nmf//quote of JennaMarbles.

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xPoptartStealerx
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February 10, 2012 1:18pm UTC

I asked My Teacher If He Knew JennaMarbles
He laughed and said yes
♥♥♥

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peacelovedance1297xo
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March 12, 2012 10:43pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Think of a number:
double it,
add 6
divide it by 2
take away the number you started
with
fave if your answer is 3.

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pigglywiggly
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March 12, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Stop saying dreams do come true because from what I know my school hasn’t burned down yet

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
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February 12, 2012 11:48am UTC

I can't believe it's only been one month.. it feels so much longer.
Rest In Peace Matthew, I love and miss you so much I can't even begin to describe it..
8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
We'll never forget you.

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TayaElizabeth12
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February 29, 2012 9:37am UTC

Fac e b o o k a n d W i t t y
Facebook, someone added you as a friend. Thoughts "Who the F is that?'
Witty, someone follows you. Thoughts "Wahoo, new best friend!" ♥

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standinginsilence
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February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC

So today at school..
We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
She stood up and her exact words were-
"I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

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bailie008
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February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
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