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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
There isn't much I can do ma'am
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Yes. He's stronger and can swim better withhis lucky fin
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
I found him. He in my police car as we speak
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Missing child report? Don't worry. I can call for backup
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Abducting children is completely illegal. I suggest stopping
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Thank you ma'am
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
You either have your visa/greencard or are an American citizen. Correct?
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
is illegal
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
You find this as a JOKE? Stalking is illegal, and LYING about doing illegal things is illegal.
I'm taking you downtown
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
I'm going to start handing out mosquito repellant
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Excuse me, but is illegal
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Oh, so you're not only a creepy white van, but you're impersonating the ORIGINAL a_big_white_van.
Get in my car, I'm taking you downtown.
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Us police officers are too smart to join you
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
No, we're keeping a proper lookout
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
I don't think so. I'm calling for back up
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Get in my police car, I'm taking you downtown
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Well it just might be impossible to stalk such masterminds such as us
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Someone reported a recent following from you. I did my research and it seems to be true. I'm following your every move
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
Well we can't let that happen, now can we?
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A_Police_Car · 1 decade ago
You'd better stop molesting little children, pal. Because I'm a police car, and I'm following you
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