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5uper5onic

hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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yourcool
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December 8, 2012 2:16pm UTC
when i hold doors for people:
kids: ....
teenagers: ..thanks..
adults: thank you.
older people: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG WOMAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG WOMAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:29pm UTC
NO GIRL BELIEVES
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL,
UNTIL A GUY COMES
ALONG AND MAKES
HER FEEL LIKE SHE IS.

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blankwolf*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC
How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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5uper5onic
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 12:48pm UTC
How Amazing
Would it be to play hide and go seek in your school?

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