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MissSarah123
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC
Sitting in the Library
Me:"Do you have any books 0n how to make friends?"
Librarian: "What the he// do you need one of thoses for.?"
Me:"If you haven't noticed I'm an akward unicorn with no friends."
Libarian: "Oh.."
true story

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XxTeenTitanxX
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July 30, 2012 9:38pm UTC
If I could be any animal for a day, I would want to be a pigeon. That way, I could
go poop on all the people I dont like and they would never know it was me. I could
go attack them and mess up their hair and hear them complaining about it for the
whole of next week and be thinking: HaHa, that was me as a pigeon and you didnt
even know it. I would finally get revenge.
Muahahahahaha!
What would YOU be??
format credit;;emily96x0o

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iwishuponawhale
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July 31, 2012 10:16pm UTC
Reasons why Directioners get Fired
Working at a Grocery Store, and the customer buys some carrots, and you eat them all and say, "Louis likes girls who eat carrots."
...iwishuponawhale...

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meboron6
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July 3, 2012 10:22am UTC
There is no “I” in Team, but there is an I in Win :)
This is credited to one of my friends, I didn’t come up with this

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