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shesjustokay
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March 21, 2013 2:47pm UTC
Teacher : Turn to page 69 in your book.
Everyone: Bursts out laughing

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UnicornMcnuggets
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March 19, 2013 9:49am UTC
Roses are blue,
Violets are unicorns,
This does'nt make sense,
Refridgerator.

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UnicornMcnuggets
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March 19, 2013 10:06am UTC
Guy: Why did you slap me?
Other Guy: I didn't slap you, I simply high-fived you across the face.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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UnicornMcnuggets
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February 1, 2013 10:07am UTC
When life gives you a lemonade stand
go up to it and ask for milk

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UnicornMcnuggets
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March 1, 2013 9:35am UTC
When life gives you lemons, take them, free stuff is cool

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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