Zoo Quotes

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March 16, 2013 7:31pm UTC

On Thrusday, i was at the zoo with my class when i came across a sign on the fence of an animal enclousure that read:
“Please do not sit, lean or climb over the fence, if you fall, the animals could eat you and that could make them sick. Thank you.”
This is weirdly true.

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morgan_leeann
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February 24, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Faces Like Yours Belong In The Zoo
Don't Be Mad
I'll Be There Too
Not In A Cage
But Laughing At You

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_roxy1760_
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February 21, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Me and my mate where going to this place , kinda like a zoo but not a zoo , and you have to be 16 to get in without an adult , so of corce its only a 4 year diffrence , so this is how it went.
me : MOLLIE how the oreo do we look 16
my mate ( we just gona call her mollie now ) : we dont , but your the tall one u ask to get in
Me: fine -.-
( 5 mins later we get to the place we pay to get in )
Me : here the money
mollie : ( wispering ) oh God this is gona fail
mr man at till : hmm so how old are u both
me : 16
mr man at till : ok girls heres ur change have a good time
me : thank you ( walk away )
mollie: OMG CALLIE HE BELIVED US XD
me : Yes friend , yes he did
( as soon as we get out )
me : its not like we lied about 4 years is it
mollie : nope now lets go to park

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