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  1. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    my brother: hahaha so is your mum
    me:
    my brother:
    me:
    my brother:
    me:
    my brother:
    me:
    my brother: wait

  2. Yas_TheCat Yas_TheCat
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    So me and my friend like this youtuber called
    "amazingphil" and one day he was on
    webcam with his friend dan and phil started
    singing the start of a song parody to what
    makes you beautiful by 1d but was
    interupted and never finished the second line.
    so now for your enjoyment here is half of the
    rest of the parody:
    You're insecure, Your mums a door.She sends of gust of wind when she moves
    because she's a dooorrr Don't need make up , Because she's not a wh/re,bein the way that she is is enouuugh. Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but youu. Your mums a door and she has no emo-tions. The way she flips on her hinge makes em want her more. And we all know that shes a bit weird because she doesn't touch the floor. YOU DON'T KNOW OH OH YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR MUMS A DOOR OHDUDE I THINK YOUR MUMS A DOOR!

  3. Emmi89 Emmi89
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    So my friend was texting her boyfriend,
    and he was being a bit of an idiot and making things up.
    This was how the conversation went:
    It's going to take a while for me to trust you again.
    So you don't trust me?
    Not completely, no.
    Well, what can I say to make it better?
    Your mum
    Okay, your mum
    Did that make it better?
    I offically love my friend.

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