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Amenah
posted a quote
February 24, 2015 6:44pm UTC

I used to be so shy and polite and justice-oriented and now I look at my comments on here and there is literally no filter anymore. I grew up to be a rude little sht.

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Amenah
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 3:27pm UTC

Let's take a moment
to appreciate the undeniable sexual tension between Sam and Frodo.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 8:33pm UTC

Lorde
Me at first: Guys stop judging her, she's beautiful
*Me after i watched her music video, "Tennis Court"*
Me: I don't know what to say... so much ugliness....

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 1:18am UTC

Witty Logic:
Wittian: Witty needs more members!
Friend: Witty *Looks over Wittian's shoulder* What's that?
Wittian: *X's out of window like it's pòrn* It's uh... It's... Nothing. It's nothing.

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Jaz*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutons and Electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

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posted a quote
October 30, 2013 5:28pm UTC

admit it,
we all wished
to be with a
fictional character
at some point in our lives

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TheUnexpectedArrival
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Top 4 Lies:
1. I'm fine
2. Of course I don't like anyone you fool!
3. Sorry, that was my last piece of gum
4. Yes, I've read the Terms & Conditions

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TheUnexpectedArrival
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Taking a massive dump like a boss
Gonna be a long one, better get something to read
*Picks up shampoo bottle*
Yes...yes...fascinating...

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FallenAngel*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:46am UTC

Admit it.
You spend most of your lessons taking pens apart and putting them back together again.

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FallenAngel*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:43am UTC

The one thing that every teenager learns in high school is how to take apart a clicky pen and put it back together again.

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TheUnexpectedArrival
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 5:51pm UTC

THE PHONE CHECK:
Realized I'm walking in the wrong direction...
Pull out phone
Pretend to read and turn around

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TheUnexpectedArrival
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 9:27am UTC

When you can't remember how to spell a word
even though you've probably spelt it
a million times...

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LilacRain
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 11:51pm UTC

When guys in a car honk at you or yell something flirty at you and you say "Ugh so annoying" to your friends but in your head you're like F/UCK YES I'M HOT BlTCHES

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BlackRoses *
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC

ACCEPT IT
When somebody gives you a lollipop… that person has your vote for school president

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 12:08pm UTC

Tumblr models: Close up of abdominal area or
wide angle shots while looking down as if to
seem like you're in a deep thought or some s.hit.
General color scheme is black and white.
Instagram models: Same thing except with a blur around them.
Witty models: A picture stolen for either one of those.
Actual models: In magazines and on s.hit like Project Runway.

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:32pm UTC

My friend eating: Nibbles food daintily
Me: Gobbles down good like there's no tomorrow.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 10:29am UTC

me: *walks into school*
person: *looks at me*
me: they probably think i'm ugly
me: they probably think i'm a loser
me: they probably don't like me
me: they probably hate me
me: everyone probably hates me

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:16pm UTC

dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your dream!!!
son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away yours

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 12:58pm UTC

Disney Channel is like that one close friend you had
when you were younger that grew up to be an as//hole

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IguessImnotnormal
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 1:29am UTC

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall...

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