Bryan Stars as a teacher:
Bryan: Good morning, class! This year we will learn the history of various bands, and for a project, you are to make your own blog. For recess we will go outside for a mosh. Also we will choose a band as a class and attend one of their concerts for our next field trip.
Bryan: Now for your first assignment, gove yourself a põrn star name. That is how you will sign your papers and projects.