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  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2015 8:43am UTC
    Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce aisle with celery in my hand...And saying "I'm stalking you" was way much funnier in my head.. (o.0)

  2. mkuzio25 mkuzio25
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    If you want to drive your girl crazy..
    -walk up to her, dont say hi, or hug her, make her wonder whats going on, walk up to her like you want her
    -grab her waist firmly and pull her up against you
    -why not bite you bottom lip?
    -look her in the eyes and then to her lips
    -moveone hand to the side of her neck, cupping her face
    -kiss her like you mean it, just a one single kiss
    -let go of her and just smile, maybe say something," ive always wanted to do that or i love you"
    -walk away, i guarentee she will chase you
     

  3. _be_yourself_ _be_yourself_
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    no joke, like this is seriously creepy how much it worked.. Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a tryFirst..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT!4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!6. Finally, make a wish.And now the key for the game.....1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.4. You care most about the person you put in 45. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about lifeNOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

  4. advicegal008 advicegal008
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    This isnt a scam I promise!! copy and paste this link to start earning free gift cards!
    http://rewardgalaxy.com/?ref=569662
    It goes off a point system and for every person that visits your link you get one point! You need as little as 9 points to get $10 on Amazon.com! They also have itunes, Nordstrom, Aeropostale and many other great gift cards!

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    To get out of running in gym i basically just walk the gym and when the teacher asks why I walked I tell them I'm not lazy I'm just a free thinker and it suprisingly works.

  6. OliviaLou02 OliviaLou02
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 6:20am UTC
    Can't fight the feelin'.
    You got me feelin'.
    You got me feelin'

  7. FashionKills FashionKills
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Welcome x
    Testing out fonts.
    About Me:
    Text Text Txt
    Copyright of Moi

  8. ThatAlexGuy ThatAlexGuy
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    I really hope that everything works out the way it should.

  9. BannedIt* BannedIt*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    I didn't trip I was just testing gravity...ya well it still works!

  10. ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 10:56am UTC
    Hi.

  11. wordynerdy wordynerdy
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    If you need to vent
    without being judged,
    Go to this link...
    http://thequietplaceproject.com/thethoughtsroom
    You can write whatever you want in that box.
    No one will read it or comment on it.
    The writing will just fade away as you type it.
    It will help relieve your stress so you can finally get some rest.
    It will make you feel better, I promise.
    NMQ: Credit to GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi

  12. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 11:30am UTC
    MY MI ND W ORKS
    Way too much. I think about what I'm doing now, the past the future, family, witty, friends, how i look, school, hobbies, etc, and then to top off my chaotic mess, I have back ground music to everything.

:)

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