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1. mtndewhm*
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2013 9:07pm UTC
   I was dropped as a baby.
   On a wooden table.
   You thought this was going to be one of those jokes, right?
   It's not.
   I was seriously dropped.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
2. LandonIsWitty
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2013 11:58am UTC
   The other day, a woman got wooden breast implants.
   A funny punchline would be good here,
   wooden t i t?
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 240 points

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