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  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2014 9:44am UTC
    So the chicken and the egg are lying in bed together. The chicken leans back and lights a cigarette and says “well, that answers that question.”

  2. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:55pm UTC
    My current
    emotional state
    is
    what?

  3. Shortie* Shortie*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    Hey guys, I'm back.

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    cross off the things you've done.
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected Something really Stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Voted for someone on a reality tv show.
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierecd

  5. Mushu Mushu
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    01/10/00
    I feed off anger and pain
    To keep a heart of stone
    Im not happy til I smell your fear
    ** WTH was I thinking…??

  6. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    WHY DO GUYS PULL UP THEIR SHIRTS AND TAKE PICTURES WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE ABS?
    WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT?

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