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1. KayleighJean
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2014 2:43pm UTC
   You know you're a white girl when
   your Mother hides your Ugg boots
   as punishment for talking back.
   
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2. sophsunflower12
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2013 5:53pm UTC
   looking at old selfies on my
   computer makes me cringe.
   
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3. Livy*
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 12:35pm UTC
   I'm not saying I am Batman
   Just that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room...
   ♥
   
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4. Livy*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 10:36pm UTC
   Accidently stepping on your pet is the worst thing ever
   THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY
   ♥
   
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5. Livy*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 10:32pm UTC
   I'm that horrible friend
   that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until three hours later
   ♥
   
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6. Livy*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 10:30pm UTC
   I don't hate you, I just
   actually, no, I hate you
   ♥
   
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7. Livy*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 10:27pm UTC
   Texting a person who doesn't use emoticons
   is like being locked in a room alone with Kristen Stewart
   ♥
   
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8. Livy*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 10:24pm UTC
   You are my jelly to my burger,
   the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream.
   My point is, you're worthless.
   ♥
   
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9. Livy*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 10:21pm UTC
   Telling a girl to calm down
   is like trying to baptize a cat.
   ♥
   
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10. Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent
    of not having any talent and making money out of it.
    ♥
    
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11. Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    Some kids were dropped as a baby
    But you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.
    ♥
    
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12. Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    School starts with an s & so does slavery
    coincidence?
    I think not.
    ♥
    
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13. Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    I'm so ready for school
    ...to end.
    ♥
    
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14. sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    temporarily getting your phone taken away from your
    possession and not being able to text anyone about it..
    
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