*out for dinner with my family* my sister: huh, this table is wobbly HEY LOOK GUYS I CAN SHAKE THE TABLE my dad: ....i can shake my booty *dead silence in the restaurant* me: oh my god oh my god my mum: oh, i know you can, steven ;) me: UNACCEPTABLE
omfg my mum just told my little sister to stop watching tv and go play outside and my sister just looks her dead in the eye and says in a really deep voice, "but baby....it's cold outside." I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL HER THAT SONG LYRICS ARE NOT ALWAYS APPROPRIATE TO USE IN REAL LIFE
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