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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 4, 2014 7:09pm UTC
I had
a dream,
That I was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like, "WTF are you wearing?" and I said, "It's a Crop Top."
(I laughed so hard that I woke up.)

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ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 10:13pm UTC
SO, I KEEP GETTING,
these ads, and it's like 'Jailhouse records' or whatever, and I've never been arrested or anything, but I'm just sitting there like 'oh God they know'.

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sarbearthecarebear
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February 9, 2013 8:14pm UTC
Omg so a few days ago, the guy I'm inlove with's status was "maybe", which reminded me about when he said he'd "maybe" go out with me (long story), and then he changed his status to "Only 3 more days" and that was when there were only three more days until my birthday, and today it says "Only 2 more days" and today my birthday is in two more days. Does his status have to do with me? Omg how amazing would it be if he asked me out on my birthday!

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