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*blushes*
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November 9, 2013 3:55am UTC

H onestly, I don't think that I ever mattered to you.
Ever.

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 2:34pm UTC

If we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge..?

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 12:58pm UTC

Penguins
Can't fly
I can't fly
So thereforce I am a penguin

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Dear teacher,
I will keep talking in the class no matter what....
So stop moving my seat,
It's not going to help
Sincerely your students

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 10:22am UTC

What do you mean
I have no social life?
I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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24alisha24
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 9:03am UTC

Check out my Weheartit page ☺
Weheartit.com/alishalangley

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 1:02pm UTC

Don't worry for those who talk behind your back
They are behind you for some reason

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 11:27am UTC

lt's funny when people see me
at the super market ans they ask
'Hey what are you doing here?' & I am like
'Oh you know usual, hunting elephants.... :3'

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 6:54am UTC

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate
chip cookies are the main reason
i have trust isssues

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 12:47pm UTC

My boyfriend and I are so different ,
I mean i excist and he isn't

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 11:36am UTC

If you put
'violently' in front of anything describes your action it becomes 4000x funnier
Violently farts
Violently organizes her portfolio
Violently babysits children
Violently twerks
Violently breathes
Violently studies
Violently murderes 5 children
Violently worries about the previous line

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 10:32am UTC

I can hear when you are calling me
I just like too see how many stupid sounds you'll make
before I turn around

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 8:59am UTC

I always try to cheer up my self
by singing when i get sad a
Most of the time ,it turns out
that my voice is worse
thatn my problems . O.o

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 10:00am UTC

Dear Sou per Mar io,
Just a friendly reminder that I've wasted
my whole life saving your chick
~Sinserelly a 30 year old man

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 1:11pm UTC

The problem with the world
is that the intelligent people are full of doubts
while the stupid ones are full of confidence

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 1:34pm UTC

"I Life is like a camera
Just focus on whats importnat
Capture the good times
Develop from the negative
and if things don't turn out
Just take another shot"

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 1:58pm UTC

If i had a dollar for everytime called me ugly
b
i'd be broke cause i am perfect lol later losers
Quote format by:Ethanol

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 10:04am UTC

Did you ever thought how people get
eaten by a shark..?
I mean how the could not hear the music?

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 10:12am UTC

Sarcasm:
the ability to insult someone idiots
without realizing it.

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC

Money can’t
buy happiness
But it can buy
nutella
And that is
basically same thing

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