Best Warpedtour Quotes This Year

therecklessandthebrave
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 6:10pm UTC

BryanStars Interview
Kellin Quinn: My little daughter already came to San Fransisco's Warped Tour, so she was stoked.She was like 'Dad, you're the man' and I was like 'Thanks'. She can't talk yet but that's what she told me.
Bryan: Are you going to be a cool dad?
Kellin: I dont know how to do that. I have a daughter so I probably won't be a cool dad when she's15 or 16. Then I'll be a mean dad.
Bryan: Are you going to be overprotective do you think?
Kellin: H.ell yeah I'm going to be overprotective! She's never coming to Warped Tour, ever!And if she doesshe's wearing baggy sweatpants and I'm going to chaperone her. Yeah, and a turtle neck.
Bryan: How are you going to chaperone her?
Kellin: I'm going to make her wear one of those backpacks that has a leash on it and if she
runs to far away then I'll yank her back in. Don't ever let your daughters go to Warped Tour. It's bad news.

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mtndewhm*
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September 3, 2013 9:05pm UTC

So today in history our teacher (Mr. Stone, if you're curious) made us right Christmas lists. This was mine:
-Combat boots
-Warped tour tickets
-Riot Fest Tickets (3-day, chicago)
-Unlimited band merch
-A unicorn

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mtndewhm*
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September 27, 2013 9:14pm UTC

If I die young bury me in band merch
Lay me down in a bed of posters.
Spread my ashes at the warped tour
send me away with the words of a punk song.

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michael*
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July 17, 2014 4:11pm UTC

THIS TIME I'LL
MAKE YOU proud.
PROUD OF WHO YOU RAISED

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 12:04am UTC

today i met SLEEPING WITH SIRENS ONCE
&& then KELLIN QUINN TWICE !!!
BEST F.U.CKING DAY EVER.

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mtndewhm*
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August 31, 2013 1:33pm UTC

Scenario: Your parents have abandondoned you at Warped tour.
Rules: Answer each statement with a band. You can't answer with the same band twice.
1. You get to hug a guitarist: Asking Alexandria (Ben Bruce)
2. Go out to eat dinner with a band of your choice: Pierce The Veil
3. Sleepover: All Time Low
4. Go on stage with band for 1 performance: A Day To Remember
5. Get a kiss on the cheek by the singer: Of Mice & Men (Austin Carlile)
6. You get adopted by the drummer: Blink-182 (Travis Barker)

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TheGirlWhoLived*
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September 1, 2013 7:17am UTC

So can there be a punk school where we all dress in band merch and no one will bully us for it?
Our teachers will be ex band members with tattoos and play sick guitar solos?
instead of school prom will just have a warped tour kinda thing?

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 1:09pm UTC

Friend: Nothing's worse than death.
Me: Not being able to go to Warped Tour OR Riot Fest
Me: Sold out tickets
Me: Having 2 concerts at the same time
Me: No backstage passes
Me: Not having friends who understand my love of bands.
Friend:

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mind
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 1:39pm UTC

LOL, OKAY.
Yeah, um, i'm sory, but if you're a thirteen year old
little claustrophobic crybaby and only come to warped
tour for kellin quinn, i will no doubt lose respect for you
if you start screaming and crying when the crowd starts
moshing or something. idgaf if you're new here, stop
ruining the show for people who can actually handle
the violence and just gtfo out of the crowd already if
you hate it so much.

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americanidiot
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February 4, 2013 12:12am UTC

TAKE ME TO
WARPED TOUR.

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theonlyniceboy
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 9:46pm UTC

Summer needs to hurry up fast
Warped tour is on its way

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astalker
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 7:15pm UTC

i got punched by a chick at warped tour 2013 while sleeping with sirens was playing.
the bada** part is it didnt hurt and i didnt go unconcious.
the nerdy part is i got to the first aid tent with my nose bleeding and cut and blood all over me and realized i lost my glasses and my water bottle.
*facepalm* "OW!"

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 4:17pm UTC

.
☠☠☠
I want to go to Narnia
Hogwarts
.
WARPED TOUR
.
☠☠☠

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Bringmethebitches*
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 1:40pm UTC

Fck Neverland
And Narnia,
I wanna go to Warped tour!

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Asking_Alexis
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 10:22pm UTC

All Star Weekend and Forever The Sickest Kids Are Going To Be Playing At Van's Warped Tour.
Lol.Wut!?
That's not even there genre! I'm like..so confused.
How Is This
Possible?
No. Just, no.
I call bull sh/t
They don't beling at Warped! Are you kidding me??
Is this some sort of sick joke?

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Maddi Motionless*
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January 26, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Yes, I will be happier if you got me tickets to Warped Tour than to Disney Land. Thank you for asking

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
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March 28, 2013 11:45am UTC

Warped Tour 2013 <33

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MeaganWynd
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June 29, 2013 6:20am UTC

Guess who got a hug and picture from Beau from BlessTheFall, and got sweat on by Christofer Drew, and shook hands with and got autographs from We Came as Romans... This girl c; oh and Jenna McDougall winked at me!

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
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July 9, 2013 9:44pm UTC

is anyone going to wapred tour on july11th in Boston??
if you are we should meet up.
id love to meet wittians!!:)

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hello_universe
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January 9, 2014 4:29pm UTC

Officially going to Warped Tour!
Buying the tickets in March.
AHH! I'm soo excited!!
:D

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