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1. Pluto*
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2013 1:08pm UTC
   Usain Bolt ran 100m in 9.69 seconds.
   I can't even get off the couch in 9.69 seconds.
   
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2. Iwannacookie2304
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2013 2:23pm UTC
   Usain Bolt: I've won over 23 gold medals
   Me: When I eat chewits, and turn upside down, the run out of my nose
   Usain Bolt: -_-
   
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3. Iwannacookie2304
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2013 3:52pm UTC
   Usain Bolt,
   you may have won gold in the olympics, but i know all the words to thrift shop
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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