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SayNoToGnomes
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March 23, 2014 7:58am UTC
7 billion people
14 billion faces

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Lethal*
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August 24, 2013 10:30am UTC
If you’re so strong you can tell people to kill themselves over the internet then you should be strong enough to look into that kid’s parents eyes and tell them you’re sorry their child is dead. You should be strong enough to go to that kids funeral and see the damage you caused. Then again, if you really were that strong you could hold in your hate.

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wittyquotesgurl
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May 7, 2013 7:58pm UTC
Person: you have a pimple on your face
Me:
Me: woah thank you
Me: i wasn't aware at all
Me: i must have been too dumb to notice it in the first place
Me: if you had never told me, who knows how long that pimple was going to be on my face
Me: well i guess now that you informed me..
Me: i shall sprinkle fairy dust on my face to make it disappear
Me: anyways, thanks again
Me: i really appreciate it
hope you noticed the sarcasm

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Livelovemusic11
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May 6, 2013 6:58pm UTC
I'm actually really nice,
until you annoy me.

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Livelovemusic11
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May 1, 2013 8:47pm UTC
Organic Life Forms: *Speaks*
Me: Can you not?

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