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TylerLumberjack
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May 29, 2013 6:14pm UTC
What comes before part B?
PARTAY!
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TylerLumberjack
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May 28, 2013 1:51am UTC
I got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
And you read that last sentence twice to make sure I didn't trick you again.
;) <3
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TylerLumberjack
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May 28, 2013 1:45am UTC
Always borrow money from a pessimist...
He won't expect it back.

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TylerLumberjack
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May 24, 2013 6:14pm UTC
Water is so dangerous that it's the #1 cause of drowning in the world. In addition to that, everyone who is exposed to water has died. I think we need water control laws.

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