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*silvergirl*
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March 14, 2014 1:08am UTC

SCARY MOVIES THAT TAKE
PLACE IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE

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*silvergirl*
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March 2, 2014 8:17am UTC

My only real goal in life is to make it past 35 so I can beat Jesus at living

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*silvergirl*
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February 7, 2014 8:13pm UTC

Drug smugglers shoot drugs across border using cannon;
It seems america is never going to win this war against drugs holy big mac. I mean look up at the sky! Is it a bird ? Is it a plane ? NO ITS CRACK COCAINE

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*silvergirl*
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February 7, 2014 8:06pm UTC

I was sitting alone in the cafeteria waiting for my friends and this guy came up to me and handed me a bowl of spaghetti and ran away yelling "DON'T BE UPSETTI HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI"

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*silvergirl*
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January 23, 2014 1:39pm UTC

Homework? Decent grades?
The bible said Adam and Eve,
not Adam and Acheive.

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*silvergirl*
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January 23, 2014 1:36pm UTC

When I look in the mirror all I see are imperfections. I see so many flaws that can't ever be fixed and I have to live with them for the rest of my life. But then I realize that I'm actually looking at a picture of you and walking laughing because I'm a perfect hoė.

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