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  1. The Sleeping Wallflower* The Sleeping Wallflower*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2014 12:03pm UTC
    Ok, wittians, i just thought of a brillant ideaWait for it....Throwback Thursday... On wittyprofiles.What is it?:Post your old quotes if you are an old timer wittian. If ur not, then u can post lyrics from oldies songs or lines from old books. Fave if ur doing it. Comment on this quote for other ideas.Tell me what you think!!!;)

  2. Cianni:3* Cianni:3*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    Instead Of LOL Try LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL, Laughing Silently In My Head Because It Wasnt Funny Enough For Me To Actually Laugh Out Loud!

  3. kiss_my_scars kiss_my_scars
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 2:20pm UTC
    1. blue green red or yellow
    2. Your first initial?
    3. Your month of birth?
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
    5. Your favorite number?
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
    8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life).
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
    Answers:
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is:
    A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!!

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    How does it make you feel to know your left hand has never touched your left elbow, and you right hand has never touched your right elbow?

  5. Bubbles:-)* Bubbles:-)* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 5:07pm UTC
    Look
    up
    Perfection
    in
    a
    Dictionary.
    My
    Picture
    Is
    On
    It's
    Way
    It
    just
    has
    to
    be
    airbrushed.

  6. heythereeveryone heythereeveryone
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EisZTB4ZQxY
    WATCH THE VIDEO
    Become and Upstander Not A Bystander
    STOP BULLYING

  7. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    Try yelling "MOM!" at the end of a really long line
    And see how many people turn around.

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    wittyxxgirlxx format don't remove
    McDonalds actually does serve breakfast
    past 10:30 if you bring a gun

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    I feel like you can just go onto someone's profile and instantly figure out if they're 12 or not.

  10. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 1:03am UTC
    YOUR SHOE SIZE CAN TELL YOUR AGE!
    TRY THIS AND SEE:
    1) Take your shoe size (mine, 7)
    2) Multiply it by 5 (35)
    3) Add 50 (85)
    4) Multiply by 20 (1,700)
    5) Add 1012 (2,712)
    6) Subtract the year you were born. (715)
    The 1st digit is your shoe size. The last two digits are you age.

  11. ThatIsSoTrue ThatIsSoTrue
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 11:13am UTC
    Go to Google.
    Type in:
    "Google gravity"
    Hit:
    "I'm feeling lucky"
    Watch and play.
    You're welcome.

  12. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    The coolest thing about the iOS7 is
    that it waterproofs your phone! Seriously, go try it.

  13. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    Next time you're asked:
    "Whats up?"
    Reply with ;
    "A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man
    who fly away to an exotic place in
    a house held in the air
    by balloons."

  14. mtndewhm* mtndewhm* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    HEY! You! Yes, you!
    Are you wondering why your crush has a boyfriend/girlfriend who isn't you?
    Yes?
    Well did you talk to them?
    NO?
    Well maybe you should try that next time.

  15. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    I dare you to brainstorm. I dare you to get a piece of paper, write down as many words as you like (all of them being different of course) and the first things that pop into your head (not based/coming from eachother) and I dare you to make the into quotes.
    You'll get faves. You will get faves.

  16. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    spell your name ; see what it means!
    A: h0t B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: loving and caring M: makes dating fun N: smile to die for O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and sweet at times.
    D: Makes people laugh
    A: Hot (Not true)
    N: Smile to die for (Not true)
    A: Hot (Not true)

  17. mtndewhm* mtndewhm* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:33am UTC
    To all of you who are struggling with self harm, watch this video and try it out.
    http://youtu.be/0umb_WksfnU

  18. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    http://presentatiecharly.blogspot.com/
    This helps me with making formats.
    Check it out its the best ever!

  19. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    Just remember,
    if someone is ever mean to you and calls you ugly or fat or stupid or annoying, just look into their eyes and say "I'm trying to be you". And walk away.
    works everytime.

  20. Cool_As_Hell Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Give a man a match, and he will be warm for a minute,
    but set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

:)

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