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*Yours Truly*
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July 26, 2013 1:04am UTC
Me:*Holds out three dog treats for my dog to choose from*
*Dog takes all three*
Me: A girl after my own heart!

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
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June 28, 2013 4:34pm UTC
I believe that if life
gives you lemons,
you should make
lemonade...
But then look for someone
who's life has given them
vodka, and have a party.

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TylerLumberjack
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May 28, 2013 1:51am UTC
I got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
And you read that last sentence twice to make sure I didn't trick you again.
;) <3
#TylerLumberjack

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NYgirl4eva
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May 9, 2013 9:34am UTC
Hey guys I need your help...in school we are making a popcorn business and we need a slogan. Our business is called Popcorn treats any idea for slogans??

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Sweden*
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:31pm UTC
I See how she treats you
i want to hug you but it brings regret to it
I see how she cheats on you
I want to tell you but you already know
I see how she hurts you
I want to be there
I see how she doesn't love you
But I love you

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EscapingtheWorld
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April 1, 2013 12:56pm UTC
TODAY IS APRIL FOOL'S
DAY!
Anyone have any Unique tricks?

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