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  1. BommiandFriends BommiandFriends
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2018 12:44am UTC
    Five Little Elephants Jumping On The Bed | English Rhymes For Kids | Elephant Songs – YOUTUBE
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    Boris is an animated elephant kid and he has four elephant friends. One Sunday Boris and his friends sing an elementary song, English Rhymes for Kids. Boris and his friends make animated Kids Videos and educational videos for kids. They perform the nice jumping dance for Kids Videos with educational & edutainment videos for Kids.

  2. BommiandFriends BommiandFriends
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2018 12:43am UTC
    Five Little Elephants Jumping On The Bed | English Rhymes For Kids | Elephant Songs – YOUTUBE
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    Boris is an animated elephant kid and he has four elephant friends. One Sunday Boris and his friends sing an elementary song, English Rhymes for Kids. Boris and his friends make animated Kids Videos and educational videos for kids. They perform the nice jumping dance for Kids Videos with educational & edutainment videos for Kids.

  3. snooki snooki
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    two years ago tomorrow my beautiful little girl was born she has forever changed my life I love you princess

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    I really wish people on here would
    realize that they are not always right.
    You don't like a quote of my opinion?
    Well congratulations, you have your
    own opinion, now shut the f.uck up.
    Commenting "no" or "this is dumb"
    in your childish, matter of fact way,
    makes you seem like a toddler having
    a temper tantrum. And really, if that's
    all you can say to argue then you might
    as well have just never said anything.
    Your opinion was not asked for, and quite
    frankly, you're the last wittian I'd ever take
    seriously enough for your opinion to ever
    mean anything to me. Speaking of opinion,
    you do realize that it can't be right or wrong,
    don't you? Because you act like only you
    can be right, and well that's very ignorant of you.

  5. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    a random toddler waved at me today.
    i didnt wave back.
    welcome to life and its disappointments you little shít.

  6. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 10:13am UTC
    Stupidest Song Lyrics Ever & My Response To Them.
    I believe I can fly!!!!!
    No you can't. I thought you learnt that when you were a toddler.
    'I need you, boo.'
    Shut up! You don't need my ''boo''.
    'I'm sexy and I know it.'
    Well, you obviously aren't. Stop singing that you smug, arrogant pain in the butt.
    'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.'
    Omg omg omg! I'm under the legal age!!!!
    'I tried to be a boy, I tried to be a girl.'
    Well what are you then?
    'Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal.'
    Guys! Shakira isn't as dumb as I thought! She knows what silicone is. And she also knows what minimal means!
    "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
    And they're like
    ''It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours." '
    Ooh! Sounds yummy. Can I stop by for a cup later?
    Hope you enjoyed it!

  7. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 11:45am UTC
    I can perfectly copy a toddler
    All you have to do is give me something with eat that includes sauce
    and I'll look like look like a toddler that just ate the first time by himself.
    And it won't even be on purpose

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