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Best Tinafey Quotes Ever

  1. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 9:20pm UTC
    EVERY GIRL IS EXPECTED TO HAVE Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall a.ss, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll t;ts. This is why everyone is struggling.
    -Tina Fey

  2. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    I think I need to start wearing pink on Wednesdays.

  3. Purplepandas Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    You can tell how smart
    people are by what they
    laugh at
    Tina Fey

  4. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 4:44pm UTC
    Anyone else wearing pink tomorrow (which is a Wednesday) to honor the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls?

  5. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    “But I think the first real change in women’s body image came when JLo turned it butt-style. That was the first time that having a large-scale situation in the back was part of mainstream American beauty. Girls wanted butts now. Men were free to admit that they had always enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments later, boom—Beyoncé brought the leg m/eat. A back porch and thick muscular legs were now widely admired. And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall as/s, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll t.ts. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
    - Tina Fey

  6. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 11:33pm UTC
    Btch is the new black;)

  7. nomora nomora
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 5:58am UTC
    Do your things....
    and don't CARE if they like it ;)
    Tina Fey

  8. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2014 8:48pm UTC
    Get in, loser...we're going shopping.

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