Thor Quotes

AmirasHell
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September 22, 2014 9:42pm UTC

Lightning is just Thor taking selfies.

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AmirasHell
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September 22, 2014 9:41pm UTC

Lightning is just Thor taking selfies.

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fangirling_freak
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June 12, 2014 9:59am UTC

Thor: Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother.
Black Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: Well, he's adopted.

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Michelle*
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December 14, 2013 11:30pm UTC

Magic is just science we don't understand yet

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beebessey
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December 2, 2013 10:38pm UTC

Interviewer: Who's the villian in Fantastic Four 2?
Chris Evans: The Silver Surf---- Oh no it's... Huh, It is... What's this thing?! It's a big thing in outer space.......... Galactica?
Chris Hemsworth: You were in the movie right?
Chris Evans: I was...

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MaddyWaddy
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November 23, 2013 10:16am UTC

Sometimes when fighting for the person you love, you lose things along the way.

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MaddyWaddy
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November 23, 2013 10:11am UTC

Do not give them hope
where there is none.

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josephxX
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October 31, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Me: *on the way to see thor*
Me: I'm rather excited thor this
Me: *laughs uncontrollably for the rest of the journey*

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rachlgirl
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October 16, 2013 8:58pm UTC

I think Miley was licking a hammer
because she secretly wanted to
be with Chris Hemsworth.

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tacosliketoparty
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July 21, 2013 2:52pm UTC

The fall of the Vikings is attributed by many
historians to religious battles among their
tribes, mostly over whether Thor or
Loki was better looking.
this is my theory

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officialmona
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April 9, 2013 1:54pm UTC

Loki: I am a god! I will NOT be bullied by a--- [gets cut off]
Bruce Banner/The Hulk: *starts slamming him left and right like a piece of cloth*
Loki: *moans/squeaks*
Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Puny God

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officialmona
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April 9, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Agent Phil Coulson: I sort of met you, I mean, I
watched you while you were sleeping.
Captain America: *stares at him*
Agent Phil Coulsen:I mean, I was, I was present while
you were unconscious, from the ice.

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officialmona
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April 9, 2013 1:27pm UTC

Thor: Do not touch me again.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you are dealing with.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you metal man. Loki must face Asgardian justice
Tony Stark/Iron Man: He gives up the cube he's all yours. Until then stay out of the way. Tourist

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officialmona
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April 9, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Thor: Do not touch me again.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you are dealing with.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you metal man. Loki must face Asgardian justice
Tony Stark/Iron Man: He gives up the cube he's all yours. Until then stay out of the way. Tourist

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yourepureperfectionx
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March 3, 2013 1:10pm UTC

I remember a shadow, living in the shadow of your greatness.
∞

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Alexwise
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January 27, 2013 2:51pm UTC

There is no such thing as a stupid question unless you ask me if I'm a direct descendent of Thor because obviously I am.

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