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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 7:30pm UTC
I'd like to see a version of Romeo and Juliet about a person
that works at Burger King and a person that works at McDonald's fall in love.
"Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge."
"A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet."
"Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?"
"But soft, what yonder light through french fry break..."

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Tori-bird *
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August 9, 2013 8:27pm UTC
I wish I had speakers built inside my shower

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