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  1. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Quote format edited by chickittylover
    OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
    ~me texting my crush~
    crush: heyy whats up
    me: nothing much i'm pretty
    me: oops i'm pretty tired***
    crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

  2. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 9:34am UTC
    The most annoying thing is when you can hear the fireworks
    but you can't see them it is literally the worst thing
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISLEmine

  3. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    Me: -listens to creepy music for two hours straight-
    Computer: -starts to distort images-
    Me: OH MY GOD
    Me: I AM GOING TO DIE
    Me: THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF THIS NOW
    Me: I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE DEMONS
    Me: GOODBYE WORLD

  4. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    Don't you hate when your parents get mad at you for not
    putting silverware in the right spots in the utencils drawer.
    Yeah I'm lazy, but at least I'm not:
    1. Doing Drugs
    2. Getting Pregnant
    3. Sleeping Around
    4. Making Out With EVERY Guy I See
    5. Getting Bad Grades
    6. Being A Complete Spoiled Brat
    So don't take my phone away when I don't do at least one of those
    6 things. AT LEAST I DID THE DISHES.

  5. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2015 9:57am UTC
    One day, I happened to bump into a jellyfish. I asked the jellyfish where it was going. The jellyfish said that it wanted to go someplace warmer, but it can’t go there just like that, so it didn’t know how to answer my question. It said that it was just a tiny jellyfish that goes wherever the waves push it. Someone once said: “If you use yourself, you won’t be able to finish cooking a meal,” And then asked me if I liked jellyfish dishes. After seeing the terrified look on Jellyfish’s face, I didn’t want to reply, “I love eating spicy jellyfish dishes,” So I said to the jellyfish, I too feel like I am drifting towards somewhere. I hate this, how my body feels like it’s losing its memory. Because it can’t remember anything, it feels very sad. I am like you as well… a jellyfish that is stuck in old memories and drifting towards somewhere. I asked, “Do you like jellyfish dishes?” Jellyfish replied “What are you talking about? It is the same as debris washed away by waves. Just a simple jellyfish, why would you ask it questions like that?” The jellyfish then lit a cigarette and slowly drifted towards an unknown place. The jellyfish left while asking me to try new Belmont cigarettes and then, like a puff of smoke, slowly vanished. I’m leaving my memories behind and floating away like Jellyfish to a scary place. This was only a vague wisp of an encounter in the dusty corner of our consciences. We dreamed. We ate. We spoke. We laughed.
    We laughed.

  6. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    Me: *Eats half of an extra large hershey bar*
    Me: *Takes a four hour nap*
    Me: *Wakes up*
    Me: Is this real life?

  7. royals royals
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Him- Feeling In Love <3
    Can't Stop Thinking of Her
    39 minutes ago · comment · like

  8. poodlelomein35 poodlelomein35
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    When you type 'kk' and your phone changes it to 'kkk'

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