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ForWhomTheBellTolls*
posted a quote
June 16, 2014 12:41am UTC

When my mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday,
Me, being the witty little teenage girl I am, replied "A boyfriend."
She bought me a Justin Beiber doll.
It sings.
It sings a song called boyfriend.
thanks mom.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 8:59pm UTC

BECAUSE OF YOU
i try my hardest
just to forget everything.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 10:57pm UTC

Me: *Takes anti-depressant*
*Ten minutes later, mom gets 'dissapointed' in me, because she thinks I'm lying about not knowing whether or not my sister broke one of her frames for one of her pictures.*
Me: *Stops eating Cookie Crisp, feels like crying, just wants to sleep.*
Thanks mom.
It might be an anti-depressant, but it doesn't work right away and it still hurts that you don't believe me and trust me when it comes to family stuff.

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Mischief_Managed_
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June 30, 2013 7:10pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I would have one dollar.
Thanks mom.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:39am UTC

Apparently my name means to cry extremely hard/drown in your tears.
Thanks mom.

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itspaytonbiitch
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 1:49pm UTC

when Mcdonalds makes my day 10x better.
#fatgirlprobzzz

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:46pm UTC

if i had a dollar for everyime someone called me
pretty, i'd have exactly one dollar.
thanks mom.

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Heartless17*
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March 21, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Ok, so my family has just recently found out about my depression... This is how the conversation with my mom went last night...
Me:
Mom: If your still having those kinds of thoughts, you need help.
Me:
Mom: If you want, we can find you someone or somewhere, where you can get help.
Me: *Quitely* Kay
Mom: Because if you are stil having those kinds of thoughts it's go talk to someone or...
The unsaid words that we both know...
Psycho ward

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