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  1. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 3:54pm UTC
    He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks.
    Actually, I think he's crying.

  2. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 8:13pm UTC

    IT'S A NEW ART FORM SHOWing
    PEOPLE HOW LITTLE WE CARE

  3. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 1:06pm UTC
    *playing tennis match*
    Me*to friend who doesn't like Novak djokovic: *looks at picture on the can of bālls* Me: hey look we're playing with Djokovic's bälls!
    Her: that sounds so wrong.

  4. Oniichan Oniichan
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    "Even if we are far apart. We'll always be united by tennis."

  5. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    What time does Andy Murray go to bed?
    around tennish

  6. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    Andy Murray you absolute lad! :D

  7. HappyCriminal HappyCriminal
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    men in their 20s play football, men in their 30s play tennis, men in their 40s play golf... ever notice the older they get the smaller their balls?? LMAO

  8. Bitter_Sweet Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    The depressing thing about
    tennis is that..
    No matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a..
    Wall.

  9. CassidyMarie18 CassidyMarie18
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Have a stress fracture, I am gonna finish out Tennis season, and do Softball season before i get it checked out. I think this isn't a good idea but maybe it will be ok. Who knows.

  10. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    Tennis Things:
    The bottoms of all your sneakers are permanently stained with
    the color of the court.
    nmf

  11. barakat* barakat*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    life is like a tennis match;
    sometimes, you should meet the ball,
    the problem, head on,
    but sometimes,
    you should let it slow done and come to you.
    you never know what you should do until the time comes,
    because, just like in that tennis match,
    it's simply a matter of judgement.

  12. aleexisbrookeexoxo aleexisbrookeexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Dear Pad & Tampon Commercials,
    I'm pretty sure I do not dance around all happy like,
    jump up and down, or randomly go play tennis.
    So don't pretend all girls do that.
    Sincerely,
    All the girls in the world.

:)

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