Technology Quotes

Steve*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 3:44am UTC

Apple was going to make an iPod for kids,
but apparently the name "itouch kids" didn't go so well.
Hmm....wonder why..

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lbechs
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 10:39am UTC

when that little box pops up on my screen and it just says "ok"
good job technology. good. job.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 3:59pm UTC

If at first you don't succeed,
call it version 1.0

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iambubbles
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 1:08am UTC

lullabys now a days
"hush little baby don't scream again
daddy's gonna buy you a galaxy touch with a pen.
If that galaxy don't ring
daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of bling.
If you become the new 2 pac
Daddy's gonna buy you a new i pad
If that I pad don't download apps
daddy's gonna buy you a brand new mac
If that mac don't go so fast
daddy's gonna get a loan of cash
When he gets that loan of cash
Daddy's gonna have to hold it back.
If daddy holds it back again
baby is gonna scream untilI he wins."
.............TRUTH..........

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Skimrande
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I think adults should have
to take a 21st century etiquette class where they learn that posting facebook statuses in all caps does not make them look more assertive and that buying a CD to listen to one song is no longer necessary.

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mmendonca12
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 12:15am UTC

The world was so much easier when Apple and BlackBerry were just fruits.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 10:05pm UTC

I'm considered the geek-squad
for my entire family. I mean,
do you know how hard it is to
talk a 65 year old woman through
the steps of installing a new browser
over the phone, because her facebook
games don't support internet explorer? Very, very hard.
and oh god, she just bought a cell phone.

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Leonidas32123
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Dad: On his Tablet
Mom: On Dad's other Tablet
Big Sis: On her Laptop
Small Sis: On other laptop
Me: On the computer
hmmm..
Not sure if it's the age of Advanced Technology or Robot Apocalypse

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gab*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 5:16pm UTC

science is being taken too far. i think that it is an extreme concern that a majority of us will be using these machines called AUTOMOBILES instead of using horse and buggy for traveling regularly in a very short matter of time. technology is going too fast for this era.

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peacelovehappiness95
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 8:44am UTC

That moment you send a risky text then throw your phone away from you like a grenade

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sunlander
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 10:45am UTC

Life before Computer:
.
-Window was a square hole in a room..
.
-Application was something written in paper..
.
-Mouse was an animal..
.
-Keyboard was a Piano..
.
-File was a important officematerial..
.
-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..
.
-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue..
.
-Web was spider's home..
.
-Virus was flu..
.
-Apple and Blackberry werejust fruits... :P

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 4:10am UTC

Forgetting to bring your phone to the toilet
is like forgetting to bring a gun to war.

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sophsunflower12

posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:08pm UTC

forgetting your phone at home for the day:
scariest. thing. ever.

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_UniversalGiver_
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:12pm UTC

I love my phone !
Why, you ask ?
Well...It's an excellent...
Clock...

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srtecstasy
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 9:22am UTC

Technology is the Reflection of our
IMAGINATION

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keshamonster3
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:21am UTC

Everyone agrees,
We all can’t live without our phones
;)

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Dustinshankle
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Without Technology,
My life would cease to exist..

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hockeygirl00033
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 11:41pm UTC

"Technology; it's hurting us I say. I blame the microwave for most of our problems. Anything that can get that hot without fire, that's from the Devil....You put a Hot-Pocket in there for 3 or 4 minutes and pop that thing in your mouth, if that's not Hell than I don't know what is."
-The wise words of Ellen Degeneres

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 10:51pm UTC

30 day challenge ♥
day 1- 15 facts about you.
day 2- the initials of the person you love.
day 3- your closest friends to you.
day 4- the thing you most fear.
day5- the saddest moment in your life.
day6- favorite sport(s).
day7- favorite song.
day8- your deepest secret.
day9- first impression on the guy you like now.
day10- last time you cried.
day11- thing closest to your heart.
day12- when you hear this song you cry.
day13- place wanna visit really badly.
day14- favorite book.
day15- favorite animal.
day16- favorite show.
day17- last time someone hurt you.
day18- the story behind your life.
day19- person who scares you the most.
day20- last major injury.
day21- favorite youtube video.
day22- phone type.
day 23- biggest confession.
day 24- last break up.
day 25- last heart break.
day 26- the day you regret the most.
day 27- first friend.
day 28- favorite drink.
day 29- a letter to someone in your family.
day 30- a letter to a friend.
Day 22- Well my iPhone got stolen at JFK so now I am a proud owner of a Blackberry.

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taylorrjoyy11
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 1:29pm UTC

I won't be impressed with technology until i can download food.

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