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    March 21, 2014 1:08am UTC
    MY DAYDREAM:
    Me: Hey Nick! WOW you button your shirt all the way? You gotta leave some room to breathe!
    *starts unbuttoning shirt
    Nick: Um Laura...you unbuttoned two already...I think thats enough
    Me: No no...it's not...hold on
    *takes off shirt
    Nick: LAURA! YOU JUST UNBUTTONED MY WHOLE SHIRT AND TOOK IT OFF!
    Me: Well you still have an undershirt..
    *Slowly pulls off his undershirt.
    Nick: Okay Laura, what are you trying to do to me?!
    Me: Oooh Nick! Aren' t you sweating in those pants? Let me help
    *Unzips his pants
    Nick: Laura...
    *tries to push me away
    Me: Dang you must be even hotter with your underwear...
    Nick: NO LAURA! BAD BAD BAD BAD LAURA!!!!
    Me: I think there may be a bed in this room...do you wanna frickle frack with me? ;]
    Nick:....what
    END OF DREAM

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