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  1. Hunter21 Hunter21
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 7:04am UTC
    I already have a drink
    Friend:
    That guy wanted to buy you a drink.
    Me: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

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