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  1. rachealmary_ rachealmary_
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 11:06am UTC
    Look like Barbie,
    Smoke like Marley

  2. Live2Run2Live* Live2Run2Live*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    I know how to hold a grudge,
    I can send a bridge up in smoke;
    I can't count the people I've let down,
    Or the hearts I've broke.

  3. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    Wow you brought weed to school...
    well don't be selfish, share it!

  4. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    Hit
    a
    bong
    and
    relax.

  5. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 2:41am UTC
    Wittian: OMG. JUST TURNED TO 100 FOLLOWERS ON WITTYPROFILES. I want to thank Steve for creating this wonderful site. I want to also thank my family, a couple of my friends and the outisde world for helping me wi--
    Me: Motherf.ucker.

  6. mariah_love1369 mariah_love1369
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    The thought of death fills my head, overflows and spills out of every orphace in my body. It tangles me into a tornado of questions and theories, begging me, tempting me to find out what it's all about. If I die will I be submerged in hell into the flames and burn from the inside out? Or will I land infront of the golden gates, leading into heaven? the place everyone is desperate to get into. Or maybe I'll be plunged into complete darkness left alone with my mistakes, insecurities and thoughts eating me alive for the rest of eternity

  7. mariah_love1369 mariah_love1369
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    The higher I get the more I start to loose myself in the clouds, in a fantasy land forgetting reality. My mind disoriented and my intelligence slowly disintegrating into a puff of smoke.

  8. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    I mean seriously,
    if you're going to smoke
    & drink, why does everyone
    have to know about it?

  9. cineast cineast
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    the second lie they tell you in gradeschool
    is that homework and studying
    can take you anywhere you want
    but the ugly truth of the world is
    not everybody knows what they want
    the system seems to forget
    and sweep us all aside
    outcast and unimportant
    is that really for them to decide?
    take a hit and feel good
    this isn't the life we chose
    this is the example that was set for us
    forget it, just take another blow

  10. cvnt* cvnt*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Light that smoke: ----->that one for giving up on me,
    /////& one just coz they'll kill you [SOONER] than my [EXPECTATIONS]
    T o m y f a v o r i t e l i a r ; t o m y f a v o r i t e s c a r ,
    "i couLD Have DieD wiTH You."

  11. good_vibes good_vibes
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    Break up the bad, insert the problems
    roll up the resentments, light up the solutions
    inhale the happiness and exhale the past.

  12. cvnt* cvnt*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    I love Fall Out Boy because they understand like nobody else. Now I know full well that every teenage girl says this about every other band, but it's different. Every album, song, line, lyric, and word means a million things. They speak loud and clear to the outcasts and make them feel so not alone. To those ready to jump right off the edge, they have words to let them know they're not alone. To anyone fcked over by another person, or absolutely infatuated with someone to a point beyond comprehension, the boys in Fall Out Boy understand that. And so do all the others that listen to their words. There are bands who are more well-known and loved and famous, and all that crap, but there isn't a better band. Because these guys can leave us high and dry for four years and still when they come back, I don't wanna jump again. Because I feel just what I felt before. It's like lost love: once the one comes back, you're gonna forgive them and feel that connection again. And it'll be more than just crying over old photographs all the time. Fall Out Boy is everything: love, hate, laughter, sadness, anger, bitter, hope, a light at the end of the tunnel, loss, feeling lost, feeling understood, being found. To those who hate them, they honestly just don't understand the lyrics that are sang and how deep they truly run. I'm not just saying that, either. People feel a love for their favorite bands all the time, so why should this be any different? Maybe it shouldn't. Maybe I'm just another "whiny, desperate, burnout teenager begging for attention," but did The Beatles ever tell their fans-- multiple times, in song-- that the die-hards are way more important than any fame they could have? Possibly, I wouldn't have any idea, to tell you the truth. But I can tell you this: John, Paul, Ringo, and George singing Blackbird will never get my heart moving the way Hand Of God does, and that's enough for me. Panic! can't make my throat close when singing about an inescapable rut. Fall Out Boy is the best band in the world-- my world. I'm understood, and this band was and still is the first thing to truly make me feel that. I'll say to my grave that they were the best d a m n thing to ever happen to this miserable, stinking world.

  13. Weed Weed
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    roll one, smoke one

  14. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    The highschool years are suppose
    to be the most fun times of your life,
    you’re going to smoke,drink and possibly
    do drugs,but you only need some
    friends and a right headed mind to keep
    youon track.
    - perks of being a wallflower

  15. payitforward payitforward
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 11:47am UTC
    • guy1- (sad)
    • guy2-y r u sad?
    • guy1-guy3 died didnt u hear?
    • guy2- o really? howd he die?
    • guy1-he was smoking...
    • guy2 -so he got cancer?
    • guy 1- no, he was smoking in bed and the sheet caught on fire...
    • guy2- so he died in the fire?
    • guy1 - no, he called 911...
    • guy2- they didnt come?
    • guy1- no the firemen came...
    • guy2- so they saved him?
    • guy1- no they put out a trampoline...
    • guy 2- so he missed?
    • guy 1- no he hit the trampoline...
    • guy2- so he hit it so hard, he died?
    • guy 1- no he bounced on it...
    • guy 2- did he bounce onto the ground?
    • guy 1- no he bounced back into the apartment...
    • guy2- so the fire killed him?
    • guy1- no he jumped back out...
    • guy2- did he miss this time?
    • guy 1- no he bounced bak into the apartment again...
    • guy1- he kept bouncing from the trampoline to the apartment
    • guy 1- over and over again...
    • guy 2- so how did he die?
    • guy 1- oh, the firemen got so tired that they shot him

  16. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    SAD GIRLS
    ( smoke a lot. )

  17. SunKissedBeauty SunKissedBeauty
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 12:51am UTC
    How to smoke:
    Dont.

  18. Bestfriendforever Bestfriendforever
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 3:59am UTC
    You're the Straw to my Berry,
    You're the Smoke to my High,
    And you're the one I wanna Marry<33
    Bestfrienforever :)

  19. pez_candy44 pez_candy44
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    Bought a whole pound of Mary,
    but can't seem to find Molly.

  20. hightendancies hightendancies
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    Happy 4/20 ;)

:)

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