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  1. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2016 6:24am UTC
    Slowly moving more of my life offline is probably one of the best things I can do for myself right now.

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2016 11:22pm UTC
    sorry, he said, we don't make those kinds of stickers.
    we specialise in packing tape, he said.
    that's what i want, i told him. rather than f r a g i l e ,
    custom print w a n t e d t o d i e
    and wrap my coffin in it at two o'clock tomorrow
    instead of the rope.
    i'm afraid i'll be putting that to other use.
    last words

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2016 2:39pm UTC
    I'm just past the age where calling people psychos makes me feel better after they've hurt me.

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