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  1. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 2:45pm UTC
    When someone says: 'Well, talk about you' it's like:
    me: shït
    me: hail mary, who I am?

  2. xXAyaRaeXx xXAyaRaeXx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 3:06am UTC
    so you know how on facebook everybody's like, "for a rate like my status!"
    well someday I want to be like, "for a rate go to f/cking narnia find the magic blue leaf on the mysterious tree of harpsichords then smoke it then go on a spiritual journey with that boob lady from the simpsons movie and then drive to taco bell and get me three orders of cinnamon twists a chalupa and a large baha blast then you can have your god damm rate you lazy piece of shxt."

:)

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